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means that no matter where he goes he gets to have oral sex with women
Josh: I've got so much money i could have oral sex anywhere
dequan: damn dude that's what we call international oral sex
When you are feeling un well and bare back your side woman and cough in her face hopefully Corona will kill her and the unborn child
Jed- rich did u Shag your side pice
Rich- yeah but think I got Corona so went bare back and coughed in her face two deaths for the price of one
Ged- that's some good Corona sex protection
This is a controversial day when if you look like actual sex on legs you have the right to be able to do anything you want without taking blame nor punishment. This important day occurs on the 28th of February
Beth: *Eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: What is wrong with you dude
Me: It’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants.
On this day that occurs once a year on the 12th of May, all sex gods hold extreme power and can do what they please when they please. The rank of sex god is marvellous and can be achieved if you are an actual sex god.
Taya: I’m a sex god so today is my day
Me: Woohoo sex gods day
Beth: I am lucky to be a sex god
This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.
Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”
Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”
I'm not surprised Lorna is hosting a boil your own sex toy party. She's a pro-sex feminist.
From the series premier of Lovesick: the rank ordering of hookups at a wedding where the Vicar is at the top of the pyramid and the Maid of Honor comes in at second place.
I banged the caterer. I think that's third place on the wedding sex pyramid.