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basically a baddie and a annoying girl with bad humor
look at racheal see look musty asf and she look like a hot cheeto girl LMFAO
An uncultured person, particularly a homeschooler, doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.
“_____ doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.”
“Well, you wouldn’t expect Kate to know - she doesn’t have all the hotdogs in her milk carton…”
Getting cock blocked by a person named Matt while already having sex in a jacuzzi
Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.
Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.
When you are showering with your partner the morning after a night of drinking hazelnut latte beer, and you rip ass and lock the door.
James was fucked up last night on fancy hazelnut latte beers . He and his wife were in the shower the next morning when felt hot and dirty. He locked the door and proceeded to shart the most foul of demons from his arse.
Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.
“My hamster got lost”
“The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”