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Pissed Off

Someone who's got piss on them

Example:
Person 1: Hey dude i'm pissed off
Person 2: Yes i can smell

i think i messed it up

oh shit i wrote it in the wrong part i'm pissed off

by wtf_does_pissedof_mean December 2, 2021


vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.

Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”

by Muttageek July 14, 2020


measure off

2 teenage boys measuring there dicks off to se whose got the bigger dick

Oi me and James had a measure off last night and he has a small dick compared to me

by Dingledingletingle October 10, 2020


Frig off

PG way to sayFuck off

“Can you keep your voices down, PLEASE, I have husband on nights!”
FRIG OFF! And wash yer bastard curtains ya dirty cow!”

by stellaohlala September 21, 2023


Pull off a Magneta

Doing so many bad things that you get banned off a community forever, Like magenta badorkbee

I got like 25 infractions i need 2 more to Pull off a Magneta.

by This Guy Is NOT The September 24, 2023


National jerk off your homie day

November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo

Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?

by Yuh-yuh-heee November 18, 2020


That’s off

“That’s off” is what a basketball player says when his shot was bad. It’s admitting that the shot was bad.

Reggie shot the basketball but realized he shot it badly “that’s off” he said.

by urbanaddictionary0 October 4, 2022