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Sex between two heckin' chonks on fire.
When two Chonks love each other very much, they do the Flamin' Chonk Sex. Hopefully they both finish on time.
On this day that occurs once a year on the 12th of May, all sex gods hold extreme power and can do what they please when they please. The rank of sex god is marvellous and can be achieved if you are an actual sex god.
Taya: I’m a sex god so today is my day
Me: Woohoo sex gods day
Beth: I am lucky to be a sex god
This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.
Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”
Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”
I'm not surprised Lorna is hosting a boil your own sex toy party. She's a pro-sex feminist.
An individual who is extremley proficient at tripping on psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and other psychodelics while having an orgy for the entire trip causing everyone else to orgasm as frequently as possible.
Yeah the other day I went to an orgy and the Guru Sex Wizard was there, I came for 10 hours straight after he took 2,000ug of LSD.
From the series premier of Lovesick: the rank ordering of hookups at a wedding where the Vicar is at the top of the pyramid and the Maid of Honor comes in at second place.
I banged the caterer. I think that's third place on the wedding sex pyramid.