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“Itsyay ationalnay igpay atinlay ayday” (It’s national pig Latin day!)
National Rationalistic Satabist day is August 12th. The purpose of the day is to bring awareness to the Group, and the many misconceptions about them.
It's National Rational Satanist day!
National Hu( hook up) day is when you hook up with someone you like or have interest in somewhere today.
mike: she bad asf i’m tryna hu wit her
zack: ong it’s national hu day so do it
mike: bet ima get some pussy
November 6th
The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.
Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.
ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
"blow job nation"
it is now legal to buy bob marly sex dolls on april 16th
bill: have you heard of national fuck bob marley sex doll day?
peor: no
bill: its good
An American holiday that occurs on or around Halloween during which women get tarted up and dress as slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty superheroes, slutty schoolgirls, slutty cats, slutty cowgirls, slutty cheerleaders, etc.
For National Dress Like a Slut Day, my girl wore a pointy hat and a black bikini with her tits and ass hanging out and said it was a witch costume.