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To rub a girl's clitoris with your nose. The act comes from an "Eskimo Kiss" which is when two people are rubbing their noses against each other's.
The Eskimo Oral Sex can be used as a foreplay or just to tease your girlfriend.
Girl: "What is that? Are you really doing it with your nose?"
Boy: "Yeah, it's called Eskimo Oral Sex."
Girl: "Get the fuck out of my house."
9 April should be national total sex day cuz Gerard Way was born this day
« OMG did you know that National total sex day was actually called National total sex day because Gerard Way was born this day?! »
After two canadians split a tim hortons they sit on a fire and have sex.
Oh yeah dude they totally had canadian fire sex.
The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.
Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.
When you brag about having sex to people but it never happened
do you remember when Trippin got caught lying about sex the other day?
Having sexual relations with a man who has gray hair.
I really hope my husband’s hair goes gray soon so we can start having silver fox sex.