"emu"

A word used to annoy emo people.

"Hey, you're one of those "emu" kids right?"

"It's emo you f*** dult!!!"

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emu

a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.

american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'

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emu

1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.

Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"

Random: "Thats awesome"

Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"

(awkward silence)

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Emu

Emus...The coolest bird in the world
THe animals that are destined to take over the world someday.
EMUS ROCK

I saw an Emu at the zoo
It was planning it's attack on humanity

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emu

the most powerful creature in existence.

emus are going to take over the world.

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EMU

a badass ostrich

That emu ruffles my feathers.

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emu

emu is a type of bird. it lives in australia. it sticks it's head into the ground when it gets scared.

person 1: emu bird
person 2: ok