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$1000

I would sell like 8 people for this right about now.

Hym "$1000 dollars would literally solve all of my problems right now.... Immediately... And I know what you're thinking 'Well, why don't you go make $1000?' Great plan shidiot! By the time I make $1000 dollars I will need more than $1000... What would I do for $1000? Hmmm.... I would throw glass at homeless people for $1000.... I would be platonic friends with a woman for $1000.... I would type 1 million 'W's for $1000.... I would sleep on a pillow made of shit for $1000... I would steal a priest's favorite bible for $666... I would chapstick a Chinese man's lips for $1000... I would adapt my softcore erotica into a straight to TV Lifetime movie that only plays at 2 a.m. (pacific standard time).... I would allow a clown to teach me how to make balloon animals for $1000... I would tie myself to 100 turkeys and let them fly me wherever they wanted for $1000.... I would recycle for $1000... I would name my firstborn daughter Greg for $1000.... I would beat a monkey in blackjack for $1000... I would change my name to 'Caramel Thunder' for $1000.... I would paint the blue man group red for $1000... I would order Taco Bell exclusive food items from a legitimate Mexican restaurant until they kicked me out for $1000... I would yell at black people with a Karen for $1000... I would help an old lady halfway across the street and then run away, leaving her helpless and stranded for $1000... I would fuse my current two rows of teeth into two giant mega-teeth for $1000..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2022

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1000

the 1,000th number in all the numbers. 4 (or 5) digits, hard to count to, before 1,001, after 999.

Person A: 999...1000!!!
Person B: You did it! You counted to 1000!

by AryamanV2000 March 1, 2019

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On 1000

when something is on the highest level or degree, usually in a negative manner.

I can't take it, Mrs. Gartrell breath be on 1000 constantly, i cant talk to her.

e.g.
The Entertainer:I LOOOOOVE NEW YORK!!!!!
Others: This guy needs to calm down, he on 1000.

by Mr. 301 July 15, 2008

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