%

Also know as a Fuckyer. Used as the opposite of a hashtag to tell someone to stick it and to go away with what ever they're posting. It was created because no website except YouTube will give us a dislike button.

Girl: *takes selfie with bagel* Ahh, having lunch, my life is perfect #Bagels #GreatLife
Me: %selfie %lunch %life #yousuck

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%

Percent; amount per hundred. A concept which many people are somewhat naive about.

Also used in many computer codes for variables, or for encoding special characters in web addresses.

1% = 1/100 = 0.01 ; 100% = 1

Why do some coaches ask you to give it 110%, when 100% is (by definition) the most you can give?

The code for a % sign in a web address is %25.

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%

What happens when a woman with big titties puts on a seat belt

69%

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%

Chatspeak for "Sudden realisation of the truth"

It represents the two circles are suddenly shown the right way by an invading stick. they are separated and see the truth - all of a sudden.

In a chatroom somewhere:

Maddy: %!
Stuart: Goodness gracious! What is it, Maddy?
Maddy: I am beautiful!
Stuart: You realised your beauty at long last!

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%

alcohol, abbreviation used when posting in forums or when txting.

1 - Let's meet tonight!
2 - Should I bring some %?
1 - Yes! Let's have some drinks 🥂

%

When a girl puts the strap of her bag/purse on her opposite shoulder, so the strap runs between her boobs.

Guy A: Whoa, check her out.
Guy B: Nice %!

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%

One of those meaningless little symbols on your keyboard that you'll only ever use if you get a desk job.

%? It's magic man, magic.

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