This is when an intoxicated male attempts to make a Dirty Sanchez and instead leaves his mark on a wall or headboard.
He was so drunk he missed the mark and left a Dirty Christopher on my wall.
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A very naughty boy
I know he is a dirty christophe
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Dirty Saint Christopher: the act of ejaculating into the face of a priest through the window of a confessional box, either consensual or not.
A bit of a vigilante against the church deviants beware the legend of Dirty Saint Christopher
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The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard
"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."
The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard
"Did you hear Jacob got Dirty Christopher - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."
When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes
Named after the legendary Christopher Forde
“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”