Swound

A mixture between the word “sound” and accidentally using onomatopoeia to express positive emotions during a anxious situation - sometimes to confirm the understandment of an explanation or future engagement

Dealer: We always got the good stuff g! Holla if you need some more
Nervous Guy: Swound!

Swound

A small, wide and round person.

My sister is a very swound person, she may need bigger pants.

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'Swounds

A sort of abbreviative censorship (minced oath) of "God's wounds", a phrase used in cursing in shakespearean times.
It is to that phrase as "darn" is to "damn", or "fudge" to "fuck".

"'Swounds, I should take it, for it cannot be but I am pidgeon-liver'd and lack gall to make oppression bitter, or ere this I should ha' fatted all the region kites with this slave's offal." -Hamlet, Act II, scene 2, lines 580-584

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swounded

1. Means gutted, unlucky
2. Unbelievably wasted

jonny: that bitch just rejected me
jonny's mate: SWOUNDED!

sole: ah, mate I went on the proverbial last night and got swounded!

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