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job

being paid to care for shit you do not actually care about

when are you gonna resign from your job?

by mademoisellevanta March 20, 2015

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job

Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

2699๐Ÿ‘ 352๐Ÿ‘Ž


job

Something that's impossible to find because everyone wants to only hire experienced people even though you can't get experience if no one will hire you, and they're too damned lazy to train you.

Finding a job is such a pain.

by loser September 27, 2004

1854๐Ÿ‘ 255๐Ÿ‘Ž


job

A futile effort for financial independence, social acceptance and personal happiness.

My job allows me to pay endless bills, envy my friends and witness my family fall apart

by boule de feu November 24, 2004

1196๐Ÿ‘ 282๐Ÿ‘Ž


job

a thing that takes up much of our lives and sends a message to everyone that life sucks.

1.) My job sucks.
2.) I hate my job, however i need the money, so i guess ill go for the rest of my life.

by Ben H. July 12, 2003

528๐Ÿ‘ 128๐Ÿ‘Ž


job

Just Over Broke

by Jackass Of Boss June 14, 2003

968๐Ÿ‘ 247๐Ÿ‘Ž


job

A means by which you have to do a series of repetitive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of money that is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is "collected" by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. Usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogfucker called a boss who gets sadistical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.
Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"

Most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets.

by AYB October 18, 2003

575๐Ÿ‘ 149๐Ÿ‘Ž