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(cv) or "Creepy Voice": An annotation to denote or indicate that the topic being discussed, read or sent via text is to be reinterpreted in a salacious or perverse manner, by the listener or reader, with the understanding that it is heard in the voice of a creepy hoarse guy that one would expect to see staring at jailbait wearing a greasy raincoat in a peep booth in an adult bookstore, with his hands in pockets that have been cut out.
"Do you have an extra Scantron?" (cv)
"I think an appropriate intervention would be to keep a bladder log." (cv)
"Wow, did you see the teeth on that Barracuda?" (cv)
"Hey! I got a scholarship!" (cv)
"The JP drain is closed with a stopcock....." (cv)
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1. A Curriculum Vitae or resume is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.
2. Tits.
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man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my CV
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a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best CV
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the pharmacy that has the highest prices for drugs and pays their pharmacists and pharmacy interns the lowest out of all the chain pharmacies.
i work at cvs. oh man. no wonder you so poor. why don't you work for rite aid.? cuz it sucks there also.
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A Curriculum Vitae outlines your life/job history, achievements, and skills. (Same as resume)
Don't put "fluffer" on your CV.
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CV (clutch victory) - any situation or event that was close to becoming a failure, but ended well. Any surprising victory.
Antonym - DL (devastating loss)
"A touchdown at the last second? What a CV."
"Pocket aces...CV, CV."
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acronym, "Crappy Variety Store"; a pharmacy chain that stocks health and beauty supplies, snack foods, holiday kitsch, photo accessories and convenience items that are all of poor ("crappy") quality.
My new winter hat already has a hole in it.
-Where'd you get it?
CVS.
-Well, what did you expect?
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