*2

When a phone service company has you on hold and your option for help is *2. Also when someone is being a total asshole and is not helping when they should and just tells you to *2.

John, my phone is not working.
John: "Press *2"
John, my house is on fire.
John: "Oh, just press *2"
John, I am pregnant.
John: "Sounds like another *2"

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2+2

= 4,

-1 thats 3

quick maths

2+2 = 4 minus 1 thats three quick mafs

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2-2

A slang term typically used in grime meaning lots of.

"2-2 haters, calm though" Chip raps in fester skank remix.

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2+2

=22 you dumb fuk

2+2=22

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2-2

.22 caliber.
A small rimfire cartridge, used for target shooting.
Three variations of .22 caliber exist: .22k (short), .22lr (long rifle), and .22WinMag (Winchester Magnum).
Sometimes used incorrectly to refer to a derringer, which is often chambered in a larger caliber.

"He didnt think I was packing, so I busted out my 2-2 and copped me a 187"

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2-by-2

Also known as a 4-by-4 (or any multiple of 2). Describes someone with an abnormally large ass.

"She's got a 2-by-2 on her, don't she?"
"I gotsh me a 4-by-4"

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2 of 2

When a time stamped cup confirms your spouse is cheating on you.

My husband went out to get groceries and I found a Starbucks cup in my car that read 2 of 2. Hmmmm interesting....

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