*death slap*

when you know you fucked up BAD. Essentially, this wont happen unless you do something REALLY dumb.
(if your reading this and you got death slapped, well, yer ded already ~.~)

Dude: I heard Ifedayo got a *death slap*
Dude 2: OH GAWD! Have ya gone to his funeral?

Death slap

A death slap is were you catch someone unexpectedly and slap them so hard in the ear and side of the head it kills them of fucks them up permanently.

So this dude sucked me off and stole my wallet so I snuck up on him in the gay bar and death slapped him. He’s now def with no equilibrium.