/super wrists

While /wrists is simply stating that you intend to cut your wrists in blogging world or such, /super wrists is when you cut your wrists with a Coldplay CD that has been painted black and then has a picture of a dying rose on it with a poem about how your upper middle class, suburban life with parents who never got divorced and lived comfortably their entire lives, is just so unfair and no one understands your pain

Jeff: My life is so terrible! My parents told the maid that she didn't have to clean my room anymore! Who is going to do that now?!
Jim: Wow! How are you still able to breath? Your pain is so deep and unique.
Jeff: /super wrists

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