:))

this is the most passive aggressive shit ever. it's not just a smile, it's not double-chinning. if someone sends you this it's death. it's the black spot. it's skull and bones on a pirate flag. this is the smiling face of the enemy in disguise. the calm before the storm. if your SO hits you with one of these, prepare for the worst. rip my friend, because after this there's no coming back

person 1: hey honey how's it going?
person 2: it's good. did you remember to pick up the dry cleaning?
person 1: oh no, sorry. i forgot.
person 2: it's alright, don't worry about it. :))
person 1: are you sure? i can go back.
person 2: no no, it's okay. they're closed until next month, but it's fine. :))
person 1: honey?
person 2: hurry and get home :))
person 1: honey you're scaring me
person 2: :))

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:))

A cooler version of :). The person using it is either cute af or creepy af. Also used a double chin. :))

I'm gonna kill you :))

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:))

because messenger changes :) to 🙂

That’s awesome news :))

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:))

A happier smile :)) compared to :)

:))

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:))

Showing much laughter. Can be substituted with LOL or Laughing Oud Loud

When the goat inserted its furry penis inside of the badgers ear I almost urinated on myself. :))

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:))

they want to fuck you

tim: “i said she was pretty and she said ‘aww thank u :))’”
peter: bro she wants to fuck

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:))

Smiley often used in a sarcastic or passive aggressive way in the end of a text message.

Thanks for telling everyone I hooked up with Sam :))

Thanks for ditching me last night :))

Hi yeah so David just dumped me :))

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