Rule 17

Every win eventually fails

Guy: Halo 2 FTW ^_^

Guy2: Halo 3 is out now. Rule 17

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Rule 17

Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.

Dwight Schrute: There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. (sings) Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep. (makes chomping sound)

Jim: So what's rule 17?

Dwight: WAIT FOR IT!

(The last two sentences were never actually said)

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Rule 17

Rule 17
always make sure they're dead

"ah that mother fucker shot me, already put a fucking clip in that asshole"
"Rule 17....fool shoulda made sure that bihotch was dead "

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Rule 17

“Do whatever it fucking takes.”

Enroll America's code word, "Rule 17."

See: 9:30 min. mark in Youtube video: "Enroll America Director Conspires to Release Private Data for Political Purposes"

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Rule 17

There is always those people who are universally attractive to every sexual being. Even animals are aware of their attractiveness.

Person 1: Scarlett Johansson, Rule 17.
Person 2: Definitely, man.

Person 1: But what about Chris Pine?
Person 2: Rule 17.

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[Rule 17]

This rule states that you can "counter" Rule 11. By calling Rule 17, you are initially calling "Next's", and in doing so makes you the automatic owner of the object that Rule 11 was called a pone. There is no "counter" to Rule 17.

Guy4:"Why are you here? What a second! Rule 11!"
Guy2&3:"Too late."
Guy4:"Gosh dang it!. . . Rule 17! Ha! Now its mine again!"
Guy2:"Excellent strategy sir."

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rule number 17

If you feel like she’s the one, don’t chase her, keep your attention minimal until she realizes she wants you too. Being too clingy will never end well.

Hey man, I hear you’re talking to a new chick, don’t forget rule number 17.