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The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
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A substance that can make a white person dance!
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink to much of it, it's likely tequilya.
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Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and methanol, which you can drink when you remember.
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a tricky drug that makes you forget all your problems but couple hours later makes you fall into straight up depression
I am so drunk from alcohol
-couple hours later
why dont you love me gary
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"Man alcohol is like liquid panty remover, you see that hot drunk chick over there, she's gonna get boned tonight."
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The buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people seem more attractive and make obviously stupid idea's seem like good sense.
Without alcohol people become boring, ridgid and quiet.
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A drug that is 10x more dangerous than weed, but championed and galvanized in our society as a rite of passage.
Starts out taking the edge off, but can quickly degenerate into violence, belligerence and death...
So we can carry bottles of alcoholic whiskey and Vodka out on the streets when we're 21 legally, but if a Cop catches a whiff of marijuana they can beat us blindsided and let us get ass handled in prison?
Dam...shits done changed... or it should change anyway
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