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Lets get down to buisness! to defeat... THE HUNS!
Mulan is a great inacurate disney movie.
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A male member of a team who has to take a post-match communal bath or shower, whereupon his peers gleefully discover that he has a virtually non-existent penis
“Yo, check out the tiny wang on …. there’s a fucking Mulan in here!”
Moo-Lawn: When a cow tries to mow a lawn and ends up getting into a war with the grass
Mulan
Mulan (verb) - is the act of typecast enforcement in coitus, specifically during the standing Doggy-style position, in which the thrusting partner maneuvers his/her hands underneath the bent-over partner’s armpits and stretch both end of the eyes to make them resemble the “Chinese eyes”. Typically used by fetishists of the “Asian Fever”, “Asian Invasion”, or whatever porn-category is stereotyped for it.
“I was watching Charlie’s Angels yesterday and had the hots for Lucy Liu so I went home to Mulan my bitch last night!”
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a (surprisingly) great disney movie that i cant get enough of. first of all she goes to meet this matchmaker lady, but she totally f@#$ that up, so she goes home and she thinks shes a major disappointment. then these army guys come with a message that the wounded father has to go fight the HUNS. so anyway she cuts her hair and leaves (to some pree intense music). shes followed by a little lizard who is played by eddie murphy and is hilaarious, and also this little bug cricket that does sh!t all the whole movie. when she gets to the army place she acts stupid (what she thinks men act like) and gets in a huuge fight with everyone there. then she sees this super hot commanding officer. lol. she epic fails at everything there for a while and everyones freaking out (there are so many parts where a 'calm sh!t down!!' would be greaaat). then the hot guy (shang li) starts singing. LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. TO DEFEAT...the HUNSS!!. III"LL MAKE A MAN OUTTA YOUUU. and then tells mulan (ping is what they think her name is) that shes: UNSUITED FOR, THE RAGE OF WAR, SO PACK UP GO HOME YOUR THROUGH, NO WAY I'LL MAKE A MAN OUTTA YOUUU! so anyway she climbs this tower thing aand saves shang lis life while killing 7/8ths of the HUN army but then they discover shes a girl and go to kill her but shang li (HOT) saves her life but o man hes pissed at her. anyway she goes to china and saves the emporer (dressed as a girl too) and the emporer tells shang li that shes preee awesome so he goes to her house for dinner. THE END
only thing that could make it better would be if the kissed
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For a female to dress as a male in order to accomplish some goal.
You could have just Mulan'd it.
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Has some really excellent songs which, as it turns out, are relevant for almost any occasion. Projects underlying images of gender roles and honor in Asian society, but then that's Disney.
Mulan contains the excellent lyric, "Mysterious as the dark side of the YOOOOOON."
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