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Your local idiot who sprays silly string from the top of skyscrapers and thinks he can fly
Emma Stone: Look! It’s a jumper *girly scream*
Jamie Foxx: Nah it’s just that drunk spiderman
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Spider-Man is a fictional character, a comic book superhero who appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by writer-editor Stan Lee and writer-artist Steve Ditko, he first appeared in Amazing Fantasy #15 (August 1962). Lee and Ditko conceived of the character as an orphan being raised by his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, and as a teenager, having to deal with the normal struggles of adolescence in addition to those of a costumed crimefighter. Spider-Man's creators gave him super strength and agility, the ability to cling to most surfaces, shoot spider-webs using devices of his own invention which he called "web-shooters", and react to danger quickly with his "spider-sense", enabling him to combat his foes.
Iron man:Blad,you hear about Spiderman
Mary Jane Watson:Yeah,he is my boyfriend
Lois Lane:(Sighs)I wish she was my boyfriend
Superman: You've got me
Lois Lane:You're not good in bed
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A guy who shoots semen outta his hands and swings around the whole city with his semen. He can shoot semen in many different forms like,semen ball,cover everyone with semen,hang upside down with semen. Basically his real name was semenman but due to society he had to change his name, sad isnt it.
Spiderman how do you shoot semen balls.
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While fucking a girl from behind, quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand. After ejaculating continue to fuck her from behind. While rockin it, start saying "peter parker, peter parker." In a state of confusion, your parter will look back and say "What?" At this point, release your fluid at her face while yelling, "SPIDERMAN!"
Cindy didn't know what 'hit' her when i showed her my spiderman!
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A guy the guys who root for the bad guys don't root for.
Spiderman isn't popular with wiseguys.
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