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"government by the least qualified, most stupid members"
lisa: hey guess what?
joe: what?
lisa: i'm a member of the kakistocracy!
joe: that's not a good thing.
lisa: ...
joe: this explains why you failed preschool.
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N., "a person whose judgments about what is good, fashionable, etc., are accepted and followed by many other people", i.e., an asshole.
Dave: I consulted only the best tastemaker in the city when redesigning my living room.
Sandy: Is that why it looks like the interior of a hobo's shopping cart?
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When someone becomes irritated, angry, or cranky when they haven't eaten and are hungry.
Allen: I hate you and I want to punch you.
Randy: Why are you so angry with me?
Allen: I'm sorry, I haven't eaten since breakfast so I'm just hangry, bro.
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Hesher can be generally described as a grungy, long-haired person with a "still stuck in the '80s" image. Usually seen wearing leather motorcycle or denim jacket full of band patches, torn acid-washed jeans and an '80s rock t-shirt.
Likes to listen to some heavy metal tunes while riding an old school van. Charactirized by an outlaw attitude, probably drinks alcohol and smokes weed. Similar in appearance to a thrasher.
That hesher was constantly stage diving at the thrash gig last Friday.
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BLOBJECT
Designed object styled by an expired trend of morally turpid purpose. FORM-OVER-FUNCTION-and-PURPOSE. Endemic if not emblematic of the Bush/Chenney era of 'Bubble' economies and baseless wars. This style came about without deep reazoning, solely because it could by way of technology. Conceived under the false and misguided precept that "design could bring stories to life".
Characterized by the advent of faster rendering and 3D applications which allowed to execute visions of the 50's modernity, except with out the inherent reasoning that makes timeless useful classics and trully beautiful objects. Like a bubble, this style has gone bust.
Blobject also invokes the bloated state of our environment whence humans keep on gorging on superficially conceived stuff and piling that useless stuff on top of useless stuff. Blobjects upon blobjects..
"I bought those expensively re-styled new Birkenstocks and they turned out to be more useless, pretentious blobjects".
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Scottish word.......Sweetie-wife: n. purveyor of gossip. A man who likes to gossip. A man who is in the affairs of women.
There's an auld man doon oor street an he's a richt auld sweetie wife .
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