`123457890-=\][poiuytrewqasdgjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz

you dog. you putrid creature. you thought you had it. nope. i did. i did it first. you went on your stupid idiot keyboard, took your stupid idiot fingers, and slid from ` to =, then from \ to q, etc, alternating with what little idiotic pattern recognition your monkey brain possesses.

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