“homework”

Cover name for Pornhub if your at school or your mom checks in on you

Kid: *Watching Pornhub*
Mom: What are you doing?
Kid: uhhh.. Just doin some “homework”?
Mom: oh ok.

Homework

A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.

"I had algebra homework to do, but instead I decided to lay on a bed of nails, much less painful"

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Homework

The shit that kills paper, trees. Whatever you prefer. You end up not needing that piece of shit later.

Guy1:Hey man, got any binder paper I can use?
Guy2: Sorry, used it all doing math homework last night.

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Homework

A sinister instrument of torture given by teacher. It was created purely for teachers' entertainment.

Teacher: The homework is to read twenty chapters and do a book report. It's due tomorrow.

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homework

Stupid damn shit that was invented to ruin your day after school and fuck up your grade.

Fuck homework

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Homework

A learning tool that overall stresses the mind and deprives daily morale and nightly sleep, resulting in even worse performance in school the next day.

WELL, I have a 0 on today's test and got a 0 in class participation, but atleast I have my homework.

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Homework

A simple & effective torture device used by teachers & the administration to whip students into submission. Even after 7 hours at school slaving away in classes, memorizing information that will either be forgotten or absolutly no use in future life, this is handed out, making the impressionable young minds of the worlds' youth into conformed, robotic machines. Most teachers, adults, & government officals would have you believe that it is all nessesary for character-building and intelegence, but it is actually a cruel and unusual punishment.

"Psst, Anthony... Do you have any idea what Mr. Phillips was blabbering on about in math yesterday?... I think we needed it for the homework."
"Erm... no?"
"Dangit."
"You think? I'm gonna have to get Noah to explain it to me at lunch... about 10 minutes before class."
"You think this will be of any use to us in our future lives."
*Stare*
*Laugher*

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