coolest, swaggiest and funniest person ever tho they are a big simp for wilbur.. anyways they are my best friend😊
…technoblade is swag
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best and funniest bestfriend ever😊 tho is a huge simp for wilbur anyways they are swag🚁
…technoblade is the best
2👍 8👎
they are cool and swag and funny and cool again
…technoblade is cool
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A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.
Technoblade can neither confirm nor deny memorizing gift locations in grinch simulator.
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The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
"It sure does suck to be an orphan and be constantly murdered by Technoblade"
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A pig who never dies.
Also know for having a stack of enchanted orphans on Hypixel skyblock.
*Player is in the middle of a skywars game*
"Wow I have a full set of enchanted diamond armour and an enchanted diamond sword!"
"I'm surely gonna win!"
*A player with a pig skin comes charging towards the middle*
"Technoblade nevaaa diesss"
Technoblade gets his 500 win streak.
1344👍 34👎
An utter unit of a specimen who will destroy orphans for skywars coins.
Guy: Potato
Technoblade: Yes technoblade never loses
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