March 26

Someone who was born on march 26th is amazing and will be the most important person in your life.

Wow she was born on march 26th? No wonder she's so amazing.

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March 26

March 26 your crush will ask you to be there gf or bf.

March 26

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March 26

This is the day too show your gf love and get her something sweet

Jayden: bro it’s march 26 I’m gonna buy a ring for my girl
Jack: nice bro

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March 26

The day an amazing, beautiful, funny, nice person was born :)

"They were born on March 26! I love them."

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March 26

This is National Dumb bitch day, wherein we commemorate and celebrate the stupidity of ourselves and others. Festivities include committing acts of stupidity.

Joe: Damn, what are you doing on March 26?
John: Idk, I’m just gonna do some stupid shit

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March 26

If you’re born on March 26 you have to have a big cock I’m talking massive, 11 inches or over, cock

Oh yeah you’re born on March 26, that’s lucky bro.

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March 26

If you're born on this date, then you're a vampire who doesn't age and is extremly handsome

"You are born march 26?"
"Yes."
"How never getting old?"

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