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When you are sent to a disgustingly gross link on IRC you have been noctemed.

Dude, you clicked on tubgirl.com? You've just been noctem'd

by DortoH December 9, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Carpe Noctem

Seize the night

Carpe Diem - seize the day
Carpe noctem - seize the night
Carpe Omnious - seize it all

by Emo cookie July 18, 2008

754๐Ÿ‘ 288๐Ÿ‘Ž


Carpe noctem

Latin for 'seize the night.' Similar to work hard, play hard, people who live by this philosophy usually have a demanding job, study and/or other responsibilities, which take up most of their day. At night, however, they become party animals and have the time of their lives.

Dude1: Hey bro, let's ditch class and get high.
Dude2: Nah man, my Econ professor is reviewing the shit that's gonna be on the final.
Dude1: Don't be such a boring nerd, carpe diem! That's how I roll and my life is awesome.
Dude2: Dude I party every fucking night and I always go home with a hottie. You're flunking out and you can't get laid to save your life cause everyone knows you're a loser. Fuck carpe diem, man. Carpe noctem is where it's at.
Dude1: Whatever man, YOLO.

by Kira, god of the new world April 12, 2014

80๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


carpe noctem

Sieze the night. The oposite of carpe diem. Get work done durring the night and sleep all day!

Coders who are lazy during the day and code 'til 5 in the morning! Drink Bawls, stay awake!

by ADXin May 23, 2004

6428๐Ÿ‘ 5853๐Ÿ‘Ž


-Noctem-

A forum browser who thinks hes always right and the best at everything. Extremely arrogant, he seems a little sleazy, but no one can tell. If you say anything on a forum that -Noctem- spams at, watch out, because even if you just proved the Theory of Relativity is wrong, you would still be made out to be a fool. He captions all of his posts with "Another intelligent post by -Noctem-", even though it is obvious to everyone excluding him that the above post was anything but intelligent.

Poster: E does not equal MC2, as I am about to prove to you now. (Proof)

-Noctem-: omg man u are so stupid!!!111 lol omg and speek propperly plz i cant under stand a wrod wat u just wrote!! u stipd lolololloloo!!!!!1 im a dumbass

by Forum Browsers Anonymous June 3, 2006

1๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


carpe noctem

seize the night

me: "I drink bawls and stay up all night on the computer"
Jake: "Bawls rocks"
me: "yup, carpe noctem and drink bawls"
Jake: "damn girl...harcore gamer!"
me: "yup...so what....::SCHMAP::"
Jake: "DAMNIT"
me: "HAHA"

by PRIMORDIAL KAOS June 25, 2004

143๐Ÿ‘ 161๐Ÿ‘Ž


carpe noctem

An organization based in Ashtabula, Ohio, that you shouldn't know about.

Man, it was great on the garage with Carpe Noctem last weekend.

by A Founder February 26, 2005

79๐Ÿ‘ 148๐Ÿ‘Ž