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An old ass fraction that people be using
You: Hey, dude what u writing a poem about?
Your friend: 1/4 😓😓😓
You: Damn bro!!
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Used when someone is one of the first people who is followed by his/her crush.
+ Hey, look! Mr. Timey is one of the first four followings of her crush!
- Uh-oh, he is a 1/4!
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1/4
- one fourth of an ounce of weed, the green, the gas, the sticky shit, the good shit.
Ex 1:
Brian: hey can I get 1/4
Alex: sure no prob, $50
Brian: thank you meet me at the gas station.
Ex 2:
The average sale is usually one ounce(or more) but sometime you are broke so you buy 1/4 of an ounce.
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One quarter, often used to refer to quarter mile
The avergae penis is 1/4 the size of the largest. I am half the size of the largest. I am mightily endowed and can skewer kitty from a great distance.
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He who conducts thy aux cord must haveith flames on thy playlist.
"Pass the aux cord."
"Nigga read Niggalations 1:4"
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A simple scale to measure your attraction to a woman.
1. I wouldn't and I don't see why anyone would
2. I wouldn't buy I can see why someone would
3. I would but I can see why someone wouldn't
4. I would and I can't see why anyone wouldn't
"Damn dude she's bad AF, what would you rate her on the 1-4 scale"
"Yea she's cute, I'd only give her a 3 tho"
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The 1 - 4 scale was devised by several brilliant minds who grew increasingly frustrated with the inherent subjectivity of rating women on a 1-10 scale of fuckability. Hence, the 1 - 4 scale was created to avoid the dubious, yet frequent dilemma of distinguishing between a "9" an 8.4" a "3.4" etc. The genius of the 1 -4 scale is that it employs a categorical, objective system generally agreed upon by most heterosexual males (and lipstick lesbians, not the butch ones).
Without further ado, here is the breakdown of categories:
A "1": This category is designated for females who you un-mistakenably, undoubtedly, and unabashedly would not have sex with, even in your most inebriated, depressed and lonely state. The "1" is generally characterized by the lethal combination of an ugly face, extreme obesity and very low self-confidence.
The "2":
This category is interesting because a lot more variables come into play here. The "2" is agreed upon to be generally unattractive however due to a variety of circumstances (i.e. shes a butter face, decent face with a fat body, or you have a fetish for 14 year old Malaysian prostitutes), you will have sex with her if you are drunk enough. The key here is that nobody finds out. You make sure you keep this one to yourself.
The "3":
Simultaneously the easiest, yet most problematic category to define. The "3", very broadly put, is a legitimately attractive female who you would unashamedly have sex with. The "3" is worthy of bragging rights, perhaps even girlfriend material, if you're a pussy like that. This is probably the best you're going to ever do.
the "4":
The "4" is distinct and should not be thrown around lightly. To put it in the words of one of the founding fathers of the 1-4 scale, "this girl is so hot, you would kill your own mother and piss on her grave just to smell this girl's shit." While killing is a little extreme (given the nature of our court system and their increasing willingness to play the "hard line" on parent killings), it puts into context the magnitude of what the "4" represents. This girl is so out of your league, you avoid eye contact at all costs. "4's" represent under 1% of the female population, and you most likely will never insert your penis in one.
Me: "Hey dude, how did last night go?"
Roommate: "Not bad, brought a girl home"
Me: "Nice. She a 3?"
Roommate: "No, i'd say like a 7/10"
Me: "Listen cock-smoker, the 1-10 scale is for fucking amateurs, what is she on the 1 - 4 scale we discussed?"
Roommate: "Oh..I'd say mid-to-high 2ish"
Me: "werd"
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