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The day when a princess was born, the coolest bitch ever <3
my gf’s bday is on 1 august, she’s the coolest bitch ever
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The day when a princess was born, the baddest bitch eva <3
my girl’s bday is on 1 august, she my princess
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On the first of august is the national holiday of Switzerland, the Swiss National Day.
There will always be lots of Fireworks, Cheesefondue, Chocolate and Rösti wich is a traditional Specialty of Switzerland.
“Hey Peter weisch eigentlich dass morn scho de 1 august esch?”
“Nei rüedi dass mümmer jetzt go fiere!!”
translation:
“did you know that tomorrow is the first august?”
“no fr we gotta celebrate that now!”
This day is where a simpanzee was born. It is a really special day for all Monkeys and Simps.
1 August : Oh your such a simpanzee
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august 1 is National Girlfriend Day!
hey baby today is august 1 so here's some flowers
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august 1 is National Girlfriend Day!
post her on your story boy.
ayo what day is today?
it’s august 1! i need to post my gf
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The 1st of August is a mixed package, on the one hand most born on this day are thoughtful and care deeply about most people. However people born on this day also have the most issues in life and end with poor mental health issues.
Man 1: why you depressed bro?
Man 2: I was born on August 1st it’s expected
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