1 and 1/2

Fucking thick asss dick

Girls love the 1 and 1/2 thickness of my cock

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1 out of 2

Traditionally thought of as a ratio of 1 to 2, or a 50 % chance at something, the 1 out of 2 refers to an extreme type of diarrhea. It feels and has the sounds effects of a number one, but exits from and smells like the number 2. ( see butt-piss)

Jake: "oh man, i was on the highway trying to squeeze out a fart, and i totally 1 out of 2'ed it"
Tim: "man, i hope you showered yourself"

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The 1 and 1/2's

Liquid Poo. A mixture of solid and liquids forming a runny mess.

See you guys later, I have to go to the bathroom.

How long are you going to be are you going #1 or #2?

The 1 and 1/2's.

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1/2 and 1/2

half a hand job followed by half a blow job

Yo mumma dished out 1/2 a wristy then politely finito wit 1/2 a buenny j (1/2 and 1/2)

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guy 1 and guy 2

used in every urban dictionary example sentence. literally no one would have the conversation these guys bring up

Guy 1: SEX SEX SEX HKGYUGYUGYUJHGTYGKJ

Guy 2: thats fucking stupid, correct

Girl: i got sexed and i hate and i tell everyone. i also like the sex

this is guy 1 and guy 2 in an example. also girl is there too

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1 2 1 2

Used when checking a microphone for proper function. Can also be used as a enduring greeting for Dubbstep.

"Mic Check 1 2 1 2"
"Dubbstep 1 2 1 2"

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Thing 1 and Thing 2

2 retarted kids, 2 down Syndrome kids, 2 autistic kids, etc.

Person: Thing 1 and thing 2 are shitting themselves again.

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