1-Pump

n. (wŭn-pŭmp)

1. A woman so incredibly sexy that the mere sight of her makes male ejaculation possible utilizing only a single inward stroke (or pump) of the penis shaft.

2. The very highest (and rarest) level of a rating system used to determine the attractiveness of a female based on how many strokes of the penis shaft occur before ejaculation.

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1 Pump Glump

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"