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The time it takes to go back in to a glacier
It literally took 1000 years for the yak
When you kneel down behind someone, make a gun with both of your middle and index fingers, and then shove them as hard as you can up the persons ass.
I made Ari Holsten cry when I kneeled down behind him and gave him 1000 years of pain.
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A man randomly pulls down the trousers/skirt and underwear of their chosen victim and shoves his cock up their ass at full speed, forcing the victim off the ground. recreating the scene from naruto where kakashi pulls this mega move.
I pulled the 1000 years of death on Kevin, he'll never recover
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Nazi equivalent of an epic win.
I totally pwned you at Allied General pbem tonight. It was a 1000 years win!
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Where a male or female strips their victim and shoves their fingers up their ass at full speed causing the victim to fly 10ft in the air
“I love the 1000 years of death, it’s my favorite part of foreplay” -Chalier
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A powerful speech in popular American rom-com show one piece
Oh Jerome, I just want to perform 1000 year of death jutsu with you
When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*