11:07

When you check your phone and see this time hit the clock, prepare to fight for your life. When you’re with the boys it’s a innate reaction to start tackling and dry humping your friends at 11:07. You get a whole minute to release all of your built up testosterone that’s been waiting for this moment. It is preferable to do it at night when it’s easier to pounce on your victim, but feel free to do it in the morning.

Ethan: Pssst Will it’s 11:07
Will: Oh yea baby, it’s time to fuck the shit out of you
Ethan: Oh shit
Will: GET DOWN BITCH

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11:07

A times used for someone with a beautiful faith and hairy legs

Damn girl you’re my 11:07.

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