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The 12 Hour Rule applies to any sporting event where the male athlete(s) jack off exactly 12 hours before their competition. It is proven to raise testosterone levels and enhance performance for any sport.
It is important to not mastrubate too close to your competition, as this will not allow for enough time for your body to restore its testosterone supply. Too early, however, and it will have no effect on your performance.
It is not yet proven if this works on females yet. If anybody would like to test and contribute, be my guest.
Coach: "Okay guys, big race tomorrow. Everybody go home, eat a healthy dinner, and follow the 12 hour rule."
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When doing something that causes physical,mental,or spiritual filth that far exceeds the very bowels of Hell(EX:Stan Lee selling Marvel Comics to the Corporation of Disney)... you must embark...the 12 hour shower. The action of taking a shower that last 12 hours, no more, and no less. For the ceremony to actually start you have to be in the shower for at least 2 hours prior. For if you embark on this journey of self revelation and stop the shower before 12 hours,you will explode in a flaming bag of poo and turn into a crippled rabbit. If you are in the shower for more than 12 hours, you will die right there, and in the after life you will have to listen to Ke$ha non stop. Only the most keenest of minds, the strongest of willpower,and the strength of Hercules can take on this task of Gods. It takes more than a century of training in several disciplines to accoplish this goal. So, do you think you have the balls?
Woman 1: "I was just rapped by Mickey Mouse. Time for a 12 hour shower."
Man 1: "I just watched the end of 'The Green Mile'. Time for a 12 hour shower."
Transvestite Alien: "I just saw the end of 'Alien vs Predator' and have lost my faith in my religion of scientoglogy. Time for a 12 hour shower."
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A girl who wants your dick so bad she sets a timer to text you back, and does approximately 12 hours later.
"Damn dude, I texted this girl at 8:46AM and she responded at 8:46PM!"
"Yo, Adam, She's a 12 hour Hoe."
When one goes to a foreign city and hookups with a stranger within 12 hours. The origins date back to out-of-town gay men flocking to the Manhattan neighborhood of Chelsea in order to find a quick hookup before they return home.
Only problem with my tiny elite college in the middle of nowhere is that I always have to go to the City or Yale for a Chelsea 12-Hour; I need a bj even if there are too few gays on campus.
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The most awaited event of all 9 year olds
I watched the 12 hour live stream
Man... Do you know how long it took to make Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can? Months! Months!
Hym "I cleaned for 12 hours straight! And 2 hours after I got out of work! God I hate that bitch! She didn't even come back to check my plumbing... Stupid bitch! And she's so fucking ignorant! She doesn't even know she actively just destroyed the ultimate performance art! 'I need to check your plumbing... Clean your apartment!' Fucking imbecile! And now my house stinks like bleach... Man... Why won't you assholes just go extinct already?"