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A common example that a male will use to describe the size of his organ of copulation in higher vertebrates. Usually, the subject referring to this term has a maximum penis size of a tic-tac; if he's lucky.
1. I have a twelve inch penis.
2. Suck on my twelve inch penis.
3. That's nothing compared to my twelve inch penis.
4. My twelve inch penis would blow yours out of the water.
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when a penis is quit big and lovely
full and Voluptuous
jelle: i can only be friends with people who have big penises
conner: why?
jelle: so i can have some BIG fun
conner: well then mine is a 12 inch
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Wen there is more than enough for any man.
(I iz talkin' about de bannana area)
i am a greasy wog
de women: rob has such a humungous bannana
Rob: Yes i do
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Giving a lady a hard-time in order to make her feel satisfied.
When I dropped my bird off last night she said "Give me 12 inches and hurt me"
So I stuck it in her 4 times and slammed her tit in the car door!
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An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
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