It was a cold Christmas night and I went out to wee. so I took out my wiener and let is wee. but then I felt a tender grip. I screamed and shouted as the grinch sucked my dick. he fucked me hard as hard as he could with his long long tender wood. I will always regret that midnight wizz but no one will here me shout for my mouth is filled with jizz. This is the legend of the 13 Inch Grinch.
Man, you look like the 13 Inch Grinch met with you last night!
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Cornholio ( on twitch) friend andrew has a 13 inch penis. its MASSIVE tripod looking ass
" you fuck on me" - Andrews 13 Inches
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everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off
omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth
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You tell me...
Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?
Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.
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Okay why are you here at this point?
Yes, it means a 13-inch dick. If you have one, then god did seem to like you.
Have you seen Jake's 13-inch dick? 13 inches? I don't know if I could even take it!