14th of April

A day when you pinch guys nipples aka Pinching Nipple Day.

Omg it’s 14th of April, I haven’t made the list of guys who I wanna pinch their nipples yet.

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14th of April

A day on which the best plonkers in the world are born. They are usually very loving, and look cute in very oversized hats.

Hey man, did you hear this girl was born on the 14th of April?
Yeah man, shes such a plonker but shes the star of my world...

14th of April

National greef-day. On this day Titanic began to sink.

-Wait, it is your birthday today?
-Yeah, it is.
-Happy Birthday, and I'm sorry.
-What are you sorry for?
-All the people that died on Titanic the 14th of April

14th of april

International haul day. The day where you’re allowed to give a private bikini haul to a man who you like and respects you.

You’ll be happier if you celebrate this holiday.

Being defined: My man likes the 14th of april, it’s the day when i give him a private binini haul, and i like it too