15 footer

Any woman that looks decently hot from (at maximum) 15 feet away. Anything closer will just make you want to turn around, hurl, or shudder.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out that 15 footer down the street."
Guy 2: "I have a 15 footer"
Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up"

Guy 1: "yo, check out that hot piece of real estate down the way about 15 feet."
(10 feet away)
Guy1: "holy shit, nevermind"
Guy 2: "that is disgusting."
Guy 1: "please castrate me now."

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