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15th April is National-stay-in-bed-day where we get to sleep all day without being called lazy
15th April Is the day we send Doopy love for carrying us all
Today is 15th April is 'Send Doopy Love' day
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April 15th is the day that the best person was born. He or she are very smart, and usually have a lot of cake, if you know what I mean 😏 Anyways, if you are born in April 15th, consider yourself lucky!
“Was he/she born in April 15th? ‘Cuz she’s/he’s looking fine!”
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The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)
(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!
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It is my birthday. No national hugging bloody day. I hate hugs, yet I am supposed to be an Aries.
“It is April 15th. It is time to go to work!”
“Oh ... it’s April 15th? I guess this is my pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis diagnosis anniversary!”
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The day where girls have the right to slap a guys ass so damn hard that his balls sack will suck back into his stomach. Have fun gals!
"Bro tmos April 15th watch out for these ass slapping bitches"
"Oh shit...I'm staying home tmo"
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