If you were born on this day, you’re one fineeee person nd you’re badass nd you slay man keep on going right that way.
Oh they’re born on the 17th April
That explains their bitch attitude nd beauty
Woahhhh
On this day it is required that all thots get their bums out and shake them all over the town
Me: yoooo it’s the 17th April
Friend: and what the fuck does that mean????
Me: look at that THOT —>
Friend: drops dead because all blood has gone to his dick.
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The day of Michael.
The guys with name Michael can ask u for anythjng(nudes,sex.etc)
Hey, Kimo it s 17th april give me nudes.
Ok Michael
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The day the BADDEST BITCH was born
Omg that she/he/they are born on the 17th of April they are Such a bad bitch
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National boyfriend appreciation day
Girl#1:did you know April 17th is national bf appreciation day
Girl#2guuurl no didn't gotta get me a man before that
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April 17th all men can receive one free blowjob
It’s April 17th I need to go get my free blowjob!
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National get laid day if its ur birthday you have to get laid or your a bitch
Mommm it’s national get laid day April 17th
Okay son let me fuck you real quick
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