18 year old

The Age You Are Officially A Fucking Adult

Me: Yeah I'm An 18 Year Old Now I Can Move Out Of My Parents Cruddy Home!

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18 years old

When someone turns 18 years old, they are legally an adult.

She is 18 years old!
Cool!

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18 Year Old Pussy

The Freshest Legal Pussy out there

This knot is tied, tighter than 18 year old pussy.

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18 year old girls

A female human in between the ages of 17 and 19

Person 1: Look at the 18 year old girls!
Person 2: How can you tell they’re 18?
Person 1: They’re not 17 but younger than 19.

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She’s 18 years old somewhere

The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.

Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?

Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.

Chris Hanson: what the fuck?

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im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old