(n) The length of time some woman has control over your assets after you knock her up.
She wouldn't get an abortion, so now the bitch has my wages garnished for the next 18 years
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The Age You Are Officially A Fucking Adult
Me: Yeah I'm An 18 Year Old Now I Can Move Out Of My Parents Cruddy Home!
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When someone turns 18 years old, they are legally an adult.
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The Freshest Legal Pussy out there
This knot is tied, tighter than 18 year old pussy.
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A female human in between the ages of 17 and 19
Person 1: Look at the 18 year old girls!
Person 2: How can you tell theyโre 18?
Person 1: Theyโre not 17 but younger than 19.
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The โitโs 5:00 somewhereโ of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.
Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?
Predator: sheโs 18 years old somewhere.
Chris Hanson: what the fuck?
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She was.
Perv: she was 18 in dog years!
Police:
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