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National Girlfriend(s) Day. It is unknown whether this is meant for girl friends or one's female significant other.
Hey babe, it's 1st august, let's fuck!
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National girl friends day. Not fucking girlfriend day. GIRL FRIENDS. A day for girls to celebrate their friendships with each other. If you try pulling this national girlfriend day shit on your boo, you belong on the sidewalk.
On 1st august that bitch tried to tell me I owed her something, bitch didn’t even read that she was supposed to hang out with her friends not me.
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The international girlfriend's day.
Wish her "Happy 1st August and take her out!!!"
The day where the most cute girls are born.
She was born on 1st August! She’s probably an angel!
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National Cock Day
Celebrate Cocks big and small, thick and skinny
"Yo its August 1st! Happy Cock Day!"
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if you are born on this day you are the BEST PERSON and you are confident af. You are beautiful and everybody wants to be exactly like you. :)
„i wanna be like people born on august 1st“
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