Random
Source Code
Random
On 1st May it's Hermione's appreciation day<3
-stacy"Have you heard what's on 1st may"?
-person 2 "Ohh I think it's ed Sheeran's bday"
-stacy"Omg no you dumb mf it's Hermione's appreciation day!"
4👍 5👎
This is the start of no makeup may, similar to no nut November
friend 1(male): Brooo no nut November was so hard, but I passed!
friend 2(female):you are so lucky, that’s got to be so much easier that no makeup may. It starts on 1st May
3👍 5👎
National steal day
You have to steal something from your crush or lover for the entire day. GIVE IT BACK AT THE END OF THE DAY STUPID!
May 1st is a national steal day
75👍 10👎
The greatest day ever. The day osama bin laden was killed.
90👍 23👎
The day that the United States of America killed Osama Bin Laden, the mastermind behind the infamous 9/11 attacks and the leader as well as founder of Al Qaeda, in a special operation in Pakistan during a gun fight.
(Person One): What has the whole "War on Terror" actually done?
(Person Two): DUDE! May 1st!!
39👍 8👎
National send titty pics day
Boy: hey look it’s May 1st that’s national send titty day
Girl: oh yeah ok look at these bad bois
Send titty pics on this day
52👍 12👎
Whoever was born on this day has a high chance of getting bitches and having a huge...
That person was definitely born on MAY 1st with the pussy hes getting.
95👍 32👎