2% rule

The 2% rule is a reference measurement noting the relative amount smarter you need to be (or think) to be able to pull off a particular task.

Frequently used as a gentle insult or to point out someone's apparent stupidity, usually in direct reference to a task said person is presently trying to accomplish. Typically but not limited to involving the use or inability to use a piece of technology.

Person 1: I can't get my phone to upload this picture I just took of myself to Myspace.

Person 2: 2% rule.

or

Drunk guy 1 (after having a few more drinks): That dude doesn't look so tough anymore. I'm gonna kick his a$$ now.

Less drunk guy 2: That last shot dropped you down to 1%.

Drunk guy 1 (slurring): Wait, whut?

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The 2 year rule

Rule: A partner (usually boy) may have a relationship with another partner (usually girl) as long as the other partner (girl) is 2 years
or less younger. May not always apply to those 18 and older

If I'm 16, the 2 year rule allows me to date some one of at least 14 years old

2 minute rule

rule meaning that while texting a chick that you have no relation with you must wait at least 2 minutes before texting her back

"ay bro dat shawty right there, she want you. You better use dat 2 minute rule cuz you too coo"

see "too coo" for further definition

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2/3 rule

A rule that states that if a food item sounds 2/3 good, it must be good.

Originated at a Taco Bell, whereupon the creator was deciding whether or not to buy a Caramel Apple Empanada. The creator had no idea what an empanada was, but caramel and apple made it sound 2/3 good. The Caramel Apple Empanada turned out to be delicious, and thus the 2/3 rule was born.

Indecisive customer: "What's fried chocolate guano?"
Friend of indecisive customer: "I don't know, dude, but it sounds 2/3 good. By 2/3 rule, you have to try it."

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2 inch rule

the 2 inches added to the end of a ruler when a man measures his penis.

mines 9 inches, with the costamary 2 inch rule.

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2 percent rule

you need to be 2 percent smarter than what ever you are working on in order to be able to operate or control it

He could not meet the 2 percent rule and operate the remote control

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2 hour rule

When you're on the phone for over two hours with someone of the opposite sex(of whatever sex you are interested in) it means you are able to really connect with them and can probably have a meaningful relationship, they then become you're boy/girlfriend if they pass the 2-hour mark in a 24 hour period

That girl was soooo sexy, I was trying to get her to break the 2 hour rule but she hung up after five minutes and wouldn't return my calls til after midnight

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