2 weeks

Mythical period of Elon time by when a Tesla feature will be implemented

FSD Beta button is coming in 2 weeks

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2 Weeks

A trash game called Fortnite and it's a game that lasted for 2 weeks and then it died out. Hence the term "Fortnight"

This game called Fortnite is fucking aids. No wonder why nobody else will play it after 2 weeks.

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2 weeked it

if you dont get dome/sex in 2 weeks from a chick....dump her ass

I just 2 weeked it with susie and now were done

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2 Week Theory

The 2 Week Theory states that a woman is at her peak horniness around the time of her ovulation period. (Approximately 14 days after the end of her last period) During this time, it is easier to get what you want out of a girl. However, BEWARE! as soon as the 2 week period wears off she will be the crazy fucking bitch that she becomes every month!

Guy 1: "Hey bro guess what!"
Guy 2: "what's up?"
Guy 1: "Brittany is horny as fuck she just gave me a hand job in the middle of class!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I know. I got a blow job before class. She is on that 2 week cycle."

-JaHi inventor of the 2 Week Theory

2 WEEK NOTICEABLE

When a person puts in their 2 week notice at a job and suddenly becomes extremely unproductive. For obvious reasons of course.

Ever since George put in his 2 week notice he has done basically nothing in an 8 hour shift. He's such a 2 week noticeable.... I admire him.

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2 Week Rule

A rule dictating that a man must wait at least two weeks after a woman gets out of a long relationship to ask her out.

I'm really glad she broke up with that dude, and I want to ask her out, but I should obey the 2 week rule and wait.

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2 week rule

The established rule for describing major plot elements in a film. Wait two weeks, then you’re good.

1: Have you seen the new Joker film?

2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.