2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.

Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.