2 on the 2

When your dirt broke

Can’t come out tonight mate, I’m 2 on the 2.

A^2+B^2=C^2

The Pythagorean Theorem

The only thing you will remember after high school.

"what did you learn in highs chool"

*me* "um... uh... A^2+B^2=C^2"

2 3 4 2 ?

like 143 which basically means " i love you" 2 3 4 2 means "do you love me?" each number represents the amount of letters in each word. the response can be either a "2" for no, or "3" for yes.

tabitha: "2 3 4 2 ?"
jon: "2"
tabitha: /facepalm

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1/2 and 1/2

half a hand job followed by half a blow job

Yo mumma dished out 1/2 a wristy then politely finito wit 1/2 a buenny j (1/2 and 1/2)

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2-by-2

Also known as a 4-by-4 (or any multiple of 2). Describes someone with an abnormally large ass.

"She's got a 2-by-2 on her, don't she?"
"I gotsh me a 4-by-4"

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2 of 2

When a time stamped cup confirms your spouse is cheating on you.

My husband went out to get groceries and I found a Starbucks cup in my car that read 2 of 2. Hmmmm interesting....

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d24, 2 takt, fas 2

It's the choice of 12 year old swedish boys.

I'm gonna buy a volvo d24, 2 takt, fas 2!
How old r u?
12!