2X (tōō tīe-mz) To fuck a bitch and or to fuck up a bitch with a long ass mother fucking dick. Also affiliated with Mandingo, FAFSA refunds, Acts of Congress, and other long ass things. Alternatively, the feeling hoes get when a 2 Times member fucks them, also known as the “twice the nigga in they guts syndrome”.
Karen: I think I might have internal bleeding. I can't walk without a wheelchair .
Bonquisha: You must have have been with one of those guys from 2 Times.
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When a guy dates two girls at the same times, and alternates back and forth between them. Usually the girls find out eventually SO DON'T DO IT.
Girl 1: Im dating Jaylan
Girl 2: wtf me too!
Girl 1: He must be 2 timing us :(
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to be sexually unfaithful to one's spouse
He thought of 2 timing but dismissed the idea as greater risk. (example of 2 time)
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to be unfaithful to one's spouse
He Was caught 2 timing again. ( example of 2 time)
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the twins premium pussy formula
Go ask the 2 times p2 for some help with your geometry
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You need two guys one girl. One guy shits on her chest while the other guy cums in her ass simultaneously.
The boston 2 time is an awesome way to express your love.
they then proceeded to boston two time as a three some.
When your day is suddenly and unexpectedly interrupted by poop. Your busy, and just a minute ago you were fine, but suddenly you've got a slippery bowling ball in your ass that is just about to punch its way out and all you can do is drop whatever you were doing and dash (hilarously) to the can.
Gilbert: Rodney, I didn't know you'd be here, how you been man?
Rodney: Hold that thought, Rodney needs to take a #2 time out.
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