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a joke in which you continuously say twenty dollars in a surprised manner when someone mentions twenty dollars....this joke can also be used to upset a clerk when they clearly didn't say twenty dollars.
Cashier:"that will be 2.50 sir"
Jared:"Twenty Dollars?!?"
Cashier:"No, what?. I said 2.50"
Jared:"damn i really wanted this drink but twenty dollars is way to much"
Eric: "Hey man you want this ipod for twenty dollars?"
Jared: "20 dollars?!?"
Dale:Juragon Shiiiit!!!
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Some straight guy who is not gay but would not mind sucking cock for money.
Hey man I'm not gay but 20 dollars IS 20 dollars if you know what I mean...
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A person that thinks they are gonna bribe a person with money, and assumed it gets them into the club or that they think they won't get their ass wooped because they got money or a bong...
When the mother Fucker lazily thought they were better than me but they ain't got shit on me,
Whether I am in rags or riches they are a 20 Dollar Bum..
Mong was a 20 Dollar Bum trying to hand me a $20 Bill
A term used to describe a closeted homosexual who is not good at hiding his sexuality
Dylan: I'm not gay, but I'd love to share a bed with Ryan Reynolds.
Josh: You might as well be 20 dollars off.
Part of a Falloutboy song, Means your one hell of a person.
You are a fucking 20 dollar nosebleed
a tip/bribe method used at most Las Vegas hotels (Palms, Caesars, Ect.) to get higher quality rooms
the trick involves placing your credit card or ID in between two twenty dollar bills like a sandwich and handing it to the hotel clerk asking for a complementary room upgrade.
college kid 1: hey man how did you get this kick-ass room!
college kid 2: i used the 20 dollar sandwich!
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Phrase often added by annoying people to the end of a really bad story, mocking their own story's badness by admitting the necessity for something interesting to happen at the end. Or ironic mocking of these people.
Person 1: "So in the end I gave him back his monkey feces and didn't invite him up when he dropped me off. Isn't that amazing?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "and then I found 20 dollars!"
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